Viral Video: This ‘Full Body Massage Video’ Is Making The Whole World Go Crazy!

Men from around the world are going gaga on social media over a video showing an unclothed woman getting a full body massage.

The video which was shared by Ransford Afari, a massage therapist, has quickly garnered thousands of views.

Ransford said he had shared the video to create awareness about the health benefits of massage.

“Everyone deserves a massage, especially all you guyz working hard,” he said.

Some male social Facebook users who watched the video questioned whether they were in the right professions and expressed the desire to become massage therapists.

One Alfred Harrison stated that he was prepared to offer massage sessions for ladies.

“Rans I’m resigning from ma field to partner u. Get ready…. I’m starting from moro,”Facebook user Nicholas Tetteh said.

Watch the video below:

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Who is this mystery man with Malia Obama? Her boyfriend?

Basic guys dreaming of dating Malia Obama can take a seat … the former First Daughter looks to have a suitor who is anything but basic.

Malia and the mystery guy were cruising through SoHo Wednesday night — looks like they had a 3rd wheel girlfriend with ’em though. As for the dude, he was pretty stylish in a long black coat and knitted cap.

More than anything … we know he’s TALL. Both Malia and Barack are 6’1″, and this guy looks to have a good 3 inches on her.

They might be just friends, but those smiles seem more than copacetic.

Gone Too Soon: Zari Hassan Pens Painfully Emotional Message After The Untimely Death Of Business Tycoon Ivan Semwanga

It has been an emotional rollercoaster for socialite Zari Hassan and her family after her ex-hubby Ivan Semwanga fell ill and was admitted in a south African hospital.

Yesterday, Zari has to quash rumours that Ivan had died.

She wrote on social media, “This is an announcement: Kindly note Ivan Semwanga is not allowed visitors any more, he is in critical condition and his privacy as a patient is being invaded i. We will appreciate if you continue praying for him.
Stay blessed!”

However in the wee hours of today, Ivan breathed his last and went to be with his maker.

Zari announced the sad news in a painfully emotional post.

“GOD LOVES THOSE THAT ARE SPECIAL AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHO YOU WERE & I GUESS THAT’S WHY HE WANTED YOU TO HIMSELF. YOU HAVE TOUCHED AND HELPED THOUSANDS, YOU DID WONDERS AND I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME “LIFE IS TOO SHORT ZEE LET ME LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST”, THIS VERY DARK HOUR IT MAKES SENSE WHY YOU ALWAYS SAID THOSE WORDS TO ME. TO YOUR SONS, YOU WERE A HERO-SOME KIND OF SUPERMAN. ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN IN YOUR PRESENCE KNOWS WHAT A CHARMING PERSON YOU WERE. YOU WILL BE MISSED AND REMEMBERED IN SO MANY WAYS. YOU WERE IVAN THE GREAT!”

The Military Just Revealed Trump Is Letting Them Launch Strikes Without Asking Him

President Trump, shortly after taking office, granted U.S. military commanders the authority to order attacks in countries with little American military presence, the Washington Examiner reported Friday

This unprecedented move, besides being the latest example of Trump avoiding his presidential responsibilities, brings the country ever deeper into a dangerous militaristic neo-imperialism.

The order authorizing individual commanders to order airstrikes and other attacks was granted on Jan. 29, the same day that Navy SEALs conducted a disastrous raid on Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) in Yemen that left as many as thirty civilians and a Navy SEAL dead.

Before Trump’s order, commanders in countries like Yemen and Somalia that lack a substantial US military presence had to have their attack plans approved by the White House. Never one for thoroughly carrying out his duties, Trump is apparently more than willing to accept the risks of far greater civilian casualties and many more disastrous raids rather than take his office seriously.

Already, in the few weeks since Trump granted commanders individual authority, there have been dozens of such airstrikes in several Middle Eastern countries.

BREAKING : Circum_cised Men At Risk Of New Cancer – Ministry Of Health

According to a warning posted on the South African government website www.health.gov.za at exactly 06:00am earlier today,9 November 2016,UK scientists have discovered a new type of cancer called forpenal cancer.

This cancer affects men who have cut their for_eskins and a minority of men whose members ar not cut. They found out that there is a carcinogen in the unde_rwears that affect the internal skin of the pe_nis directly. This carcinogen is very concentrated and it comes from the a_nus mixed when with sweat.

Upon learning of the shocking information on the government website,Metro Fm decided to hear from the horse’s mouth,the Minister Of Health himself Mr Aaron Motsoaledi and decided to do a brief phone call and this is how he responded,”Remember as fae_ces are passed some remain inside and some are even trapped by the hair around a_nus,in that case all those who are circum_sided are in danger as the carcinogen eventually reach the pe_nis,we have since received reports of forpenal cancer around South Africa and the statistics are very disturbing”, said the Minister.

Mr Aaron Motsoaledi has since publicly encouraged men to immediately stop circum_sicion until the government find the most effective way to fight the new disease.In an effort to reduce panic from the citizens and other circum_siced men who may need counselling,the warning which was first posted of government health website has since been taken down pending communication through formal state media.

The Minister has further urged all fellow citizens to share the warning on all various platforms to save lives during Metro Fm brief interview.

SHARE TO WARN YOUR BROTHERS

 

Villagers Kill Large Snake: You Won’t Believe What They Found Inside!

Concerned Greytown villagers decided to take the law of the wild in their own hands after their livestock was being mysteriously decimated.

This had been going on for several months and they were baffled as to the fate of their animals.

Suspicion was cast upon a python which peacefully resided in one of the village crevices. The python had been living undisturbed for years because the villagers believed it brought them luck and was a sacred creature.

However one livestock owner was enraged after missing on his calves that he decided to hunt the snake down with a mob.

The locals killed the huge snake which was in no state to move because it’s belly was still swollen from what evidently seemed to be it’s recent meal.
They believed killing the snake would show evidence that it was the culprit behind the disappearing livestock.

However as these images clearly show, the snake was not overweight because of its last meal, it was actually pregnant.

5 signs that show your woman is having a REAL orga_sm

Many women fake orga_sms just to please their man.Sometimes, the faking is so real that you’ll be left without an iota of doubt that she just hit the heights of pleasure.

The truth however is that only few men take time to take women to that org_asm place, and those are the men that realize that there are nerve endings of the cli_toris spread throughout the vu_lva and inside the vag_ina …as well as her brea_sts, nipp_les and other body parts.

However, if you really want to know when she’s having an org_asm or about to, here are the signs to look for:

Fast-paced breathing and heart rate. If you can hear the sound of her breathing in your ear, something is happening.

Tensed up body or spasmodic body movements. If she’s twisting and turning and jerking (and it’s not a fit) then you’re hitting the spot.

Moa_ns and gibb_erish. At some point she will begin to make strange moa_ns and sound or say some things that may not make sense to you…it’s the pleasure.

She suddenly grips you hard. If she’s about to get there, she will clutch you with all her might and this is simply saying “keep it up.”

HAHAHA: People flock to see Trump-like bird

Thousands of people have been flocking to the Hangzhou Safari Park in Beijing to see a bird that resembles US president-elect, Donald Trump.

According to reports the US election raised the profile of the golden pheasant.

This comes after a picture of the bird was circulated on social media and then went viral.

The owner of the park told the Daily Mail that he didn’t initially notice the likeness, but after seeing more pictures of Trump – he started to notice it.

“Yeah, think the pheasant looks a little bit like him,” the owner said.

Donald Trump has been the butt of man jokes, especially pertaining to his hairstyle.

These 5 Are The Only Types of manhood Women Love

Not all pen_ises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.

1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe_nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!

2 The Shower. These are those d_icks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.

3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli_toris, and even your G-_spot, with every thrust.

4 The Thor. This pe_nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe_nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di_ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vag_inal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your G-  spot.

5 The Shroom. The mushroom man_hood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for dog_gy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your cli_toris.

Shocking! Man Marries A 10ft Cobra Snake

A man who lost his beautiful girlfriend has finally found love after marrying his pet cobra that he claims ‘looks’ like his late girlfriend.

A man has shocked people by marrying a 10 feet pet cobra because he believes his dead girlfriend came back to life as the cobra. The man took the decision after spotting the snake in South East Asia he believes looks like his former lover.

He and the 10ft serpent now spend every day together watching TV, sharing romantic picnics by the lake, playing board games and going to the gym as a couple

The unidentified husband is understood to have taken the Buddhist theory that people are reincarnated as animals. He lost his girlfriend five years ago, but photos have shown he and his new wife (cobra) are very happy together.

Below are the ‘happy family’ pictures of the man and his ‘wife’